Japanese English

You thought studying Japanese was hard.... well you should try learning English. English is a very difficult language to learn and many people here speak it so well. However sometimes you come across some unusual attempts at english. Here are a couple i found recently. 

 The sheep is beating. 

 The rabbit isn't chirp.

Drop you ticket here stop.

It is great that there is so much English spoken and written in Japan. The train stops are announced in English. Train staff and Police are all expected to speak some English. It helps when you are a just starting out in japanese.